Americans are so stupid, always talking about their mental health — "I am depressed, I have anxiety, I’m going ‘crazy.’" However, the American psychoanalyst rarely speaks of particular cases. Analysts speak amongst themselves about eating babies, their patients’ requests to fuck them, the sadomasochistic exchanges that occur in their offices, but for some reason Americans have repressed the actual study of particular patients. Now thanks to Obama, Justin Bieber/Dakota Fanning, Freddy Carter, Americans are liberated and free.

Because the truth is, it is already public knowledge that Dakota Fanning doesn’t have babies because she’s afraid that she’s going to eat them—not to mention her lack of elbows and fetishizing of unicorns. And then of course there is Britney’s psychosis, and Miley’s hysteria. My stars, has anyone in Europe seen the Taylor Swift Blank Space video? The state of love in this country, it is so incredibly tormented. Is the state of love in the rest of the world this tormented? Now I’m not a lesbian, despite some things I may have told my analyst, but that Taylor Swift video sometimes makes me want to be a man so badly, I can’t even stand it!

We are fascinated by these wicked dolls. The wicked others. Is it the repressed America clinging to its puritanical origins that makes it so curious? Their liberalism turned in on itself, constricted by political correctness. Is this the instance when behaviorism collapses and a monster appears in the form of domestic terrorist?

art: Freddy Carter,